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Frankly, it's a mess
Well it's a bit...
No it's not a bit
anything, it's a total disaster. Look, you started out reasonably
well. You got the shape right, covered it well, if a bit prematurely
considering the inside was still cooking. Lots of lovely blue with a
sprinkling of green and brown bits. It really looked quite nice. From
a distance, but then what did you do?
Well I...
That wasn't a question,
don't interrupt. You let 'them' loose on it. Not too bad on the face
of it, mostly harmless, ugly, but reasonably well laid out with a
support on each corner but one decides to balance on two and you
suddenly get ideas. What did you give them?
I...
Self awareness and, not
content with that mind you, free will. What in the name of universal
truth were you thinking. You'd already introduced sex. Going directly
against my advice I might add. Do you really think you stand any
chance of passing.
But the experiment is a
long way from finished.
Really, you think so?
You have a world infested...No don't protest. Infested! With that
ridiculous species entirely caused by your own ineptitude. It's bad
enough that they spend half their time finding new ways to play with
their bits because you had to associate pleasure with the activity.
I thought it was a
perfect way to encourage them to reproduce.
Oh it worked on that
level I'll grant you but as soon as they worked out how to do it
without the inconvenience of any offspring off they went. Practically
every waking hour they're chasing round trying to put part A into
slot B and I don't know what you did with the instructions on that
because they seem totally confused about what A and B refer to and
who does what, with what and to whom.
I have tried to
restrict...
I was coming to that.
Religion. “Believe in me. I am great. I am the one true....blah
blah blah.” Possibly it would have worked but how many times and in
how many different guises did you appear to them for pity's sake?
I was trying to fit it
in with the many different societies they had developed.
Didn't work, did it?
When they're not 'fiddling' they're killing each other over which
version of you they consider the true one.
But I really think...
No you don't. If you
thought at all you wouldn't have created this unholy mess. A world
full of rutting, retarded, religious nutcases is not going to get you
through to full Deity.
Now reformat and start
again.
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